Monday, May 16, 2011

Ewww.

I haven't shaved since Wednesday night. Its now Monday afternoon. GROSS.
My legs are beyond prickly.

I will need to take care of this STAT.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Nope

I thought things were looking  up around here.
They are not.
Shouldn't get my hopes up.

In other awesome news! My sisters are amazing!!
One gets my an awesome mothers day gift, she must of known I needed hand lotion and new makeup!
The other sends me the MOST GREATEST AWESOMEST FUNNEST card I have ever seen.
  (i am now forcing people to refer to me as a MomSter.)
& the other sister is spoiling my kids rotten with fantastic dental care!!

 I am lucky. Can't focus on the bad.
One OK husband. (jk)
Two fantabulous kids!
Three amazing sisters.
Great grandparents sometimes great parents! (again jk)


  I just wish I could take care of my sisters like they do me.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Dumbme

Yesterday, Some how I locked myself with the baby and Bug out of the house & car.
I took precautions the last time I had to break into my own house, making sure, that NO ONE would ever be able to break in like I did.  So this left me, with NO WAY in my house. I secured the kitchen window so it would be impossible of an intruder to break in. Well I may not be an intruder, but I couldn't break in either.
So with baby in tow, I sat her down in the front (wet) grass, and had Bug watch her. UGH.
I managed to break in the front window.  I was covered in dirt, gross dead bugs, and scratched by the bushes.
ICK. I had to put Bug through the window.  She did good! Opened the front door! SUCCESS!
Now, I am off to secure the front window, so NO ONE can break in... & make a spare hide a key!

On a completely different hand...
Also I am jealous that my husband's co-worker sent his wife 10 dozen roses on their 10th anniversary.  I didn't even get a "happy anniversary" on my 5th.  Sometimes I wish my husband wasn't an ASS.  I know we can't afford roses, but a card wouldn't break the bank.

Friday, April 15, 2011

My Christmas!

My Christmas comes once every three months for nine months.
REPORT CARD DAY!

Bug will bring her report card home from school today! I can't wait til noon when she gets off the bus!!! I rip open her backpack to find it! I love to see how AWESOME she does!!

The suspense is killing me...
Count DOWN...
only 2 hours and 45 minutes....

Thursday, April 14, 2011

3 facts for Today

*a variation on an idea from someone else's blog.

3 facts for today.

1. It is swim class day!
2. It is sunny!
3. I have nothing to make for dinner.

Bonus FACT!! I lost 2.2lbs in 5 days! GO ME!