total cliche

 I am about to be a total cliche. Yes I normally hate doing that.
However I thought it would be fun to look back at this year, and wrap it with a pretty little bow.

2010
Things I have accomplished, just did, am proud of, not so proud of, & not forgettable.

 

1. Had baby #2!


Proud!

2. Sent my oldest to school for the first time.


Proud & Sad



3. Watched my Sisters become Doctors!!



Dr. Twinners!
Proud

4. My other sister graduated college too!

need your teeth cleaned?
Proud



5. Became a God Mommy!



Proud!

6.  Been MARRIED for 5 years! - accomplished
7. ignored my dogs - not proud
8. let my house become even a bigger slobhole - way not proud
9. Watched my Pdubs really enjoy his job. - proud, not forgettable.
10. gave up on Zumba, not b/c it was hard or work, but b/c it was ripping me off @$8 a class - just did
11. consumed less pepsi than usual - EXTREMELY PROUD!
12. drank more coffee than usual - extremely unproud!


Now I do have some Goals for 2011...

I will do my best to stay on track with them... hahahahha. I am laughing at myself. I know ME.

1. I want to make my bed everyday!
2. Keep the bathroom company ready at all times!
3. Fold the wash as soon as it comes out of the dryer.
4. Donate more stuff... (selfless? not really.. this is an attempt to downsize my clutter)
5. downsize my clutter
6. be a better mom.
7. be a better wife.
8. cook more
9. eat out less
10. save $$
11. force us to take a vaction with just the four of us! Its never been done, even just the three of us.
      we usually go to family or with family. I want to attempt one on our own. as grown ups with kids.
12. be a happier person!!

Alright happy new year bitches!  If there was anything you wanted to accomplish in 2010 you have a few hours. I am going to attempt to drop 50lbs! Totally doable! I got 6 hours...

a cute christmas

baby beast's first christmas was a success.
bug got everything she wanted and more! thanks to all the santas I have in my family!!
I hope they know how much I appreciate them and all they do for me and my kids!!

Christmas 2010 morning.
before you could get lost in the sea of wrapping paper!

sad to be dissapointed.

I used to love Christmas time.  Its partially the reason I got married right before christmas. The other reason is a whole other huge story. No time for that though.

My 5 year anniversary was less then stellar.  I got Pdubs a nice braclet with something engraved on it & it matches his wedding ring. I put alot of thought into it. I don't think he apperciates it.  Oh Well.

Guess what I got.

Go ahead, bet you'll never guess.

Its something I was expecting.

Go ahead, just one guess, then I will tell you.

I got....


NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH. ZERO. GOOSE EGG. NOT EVEN A CARD.

Kinda hurts.  But like I said it was expected.  I mean five years & you couldn't be bothered to duck into the dollar store and buy a card for .50 cents. 

Yep.  Well like I said. I expected it.  I mean you really couldnt even be bothered to GO to a store and buy my engagement ring.   guess I shouldnt be too shocked... and I'm not shocked really. Just dissappointed.

I didn't want anyting spectacular or pricey. Just a card even. Sometimes I dont think thats too much to ask for.

why oh why.. oh I know

Let me sing you a song of woe.

Woe is me. Woe is us.
We have might have to start taking a bus.

Sell my car? without gas we wont
get far!

Let me hear all the brokes Holler
my bank account is down to a dollar!

Woe is me. Woe is Us
Amma about to make a fuss.

I guess you dont make enough
to support the four of us. 

So glad your happy, Amma about to get slappy.

Waiting tables here I come,
so my kids can be watched by some BUM.

This is no longer fun. We about to be DONE.

Woe is me,
 NO, Woe is you. without me and our two.

I am super Mad, all you can do is shrug.
Whattcha gonna do without a beast or a bug?


.... and thats my song bitches!! haha well that felt good to write down, now to delete this post or not. No one reads this thing, so atleast I will always be able to see my awesome nastiness, if I post it.  Oh well. 

Random Babble

More Random Babble... Yay for you!

1. I tried to make pumkin cheesecake cupcakes. I did not have all the proper ingrediants. They taste good, look horrible.  Atleast my cream cheese frosting is AMAZING!

2. I have laundry to the ceiling to do.

3. It annoys me to NO END  when women wear shelf bra tank tops and think they don't have to wear a real bra.  Most peoples tittays are way to sagg-ay for that. Its gross.

4.  Beast's smile makes my heart melt. Its adorbs.

5. My mother turned me on to kcups ice coffee. Its yum. Its also dangerous. This means ice coffee all day long. I am pretty sure that I put more sugar in my coffee then is in a pepsi.  I have cut back on pepsi to one like every 4th day or so.  This could be a problem. I need to buy splenda.

6. I love love love my white fossil watch. If I could marry it, I would.  Its classy. My husband is not.

7. Beast rolled over the other day, I missed it. Pdubs saw it. It a bittersweet feeling for me. I love that he got to witness a "first" since I always have to tell him about them.  Awesome for him to finally see one rather than hear about it. but I didnt see it. I heard about it.  I missed a first. I am sad.

8. My dogs went on a mini vacay to there favorite place. Aunt Deanns house.  I was sad to see them come home.

9. Yoga booty ballet kicked my ass yesterday.  Today is P90 express. I am sure I will be in tears by the end.   GOOD.

10. I love Christmas time. I am dreading it this year. 

11. Bug should be cast in the next KickAss movie.




 
12. Bug's teacher sent home a newsletter.  It had a list of what she was thankful for with every students name.  She is thankful for Bug's reading skills. I was relieved when I read this. I was glad she wasnt thankful for "enthusiam".  We all know that means, that kid be crazy! I am Proud.
 
13.  Breast feeding makes me feel like a cow.  Boob juice be flowing!
 
14.  I need to find a job, one that will let me milk myself when I need too. So waiting tables - out the window.   Too bad its the only thing I am good at.
 
15.  I hate that I have to find a job.  It makes me a little hostile. I want to raise my kids, not let some idiot do it. I want to be that idiot. It pisses me off. I resent it, and am starting to resent the reason why.
 
On that note, now I am pissy and will take it out on my dishes.  Your welcome.